Aloha! Guess what, my lovelies? I have begun a blog! I have mainly done this because I am a follower. As you all know, I like to go with the masses, never rocking the boat or tipping it in any manner. Always I follow what society, and peer pressure, tells me. Blah, blah, blah, bull shit, bull shit, bull shit.
*sigh* One paragraph in and I'm already using profanity. Someone save me from myself. Hey, you! Yeah, you. Come save me!
My other reason for creating this blog is deeper and more complex than the first reason. It is difficult for me to admit this to God and everyone, but, I am bored. It is 4 am and once again I cannot sleep. I need a source of entertainment beyond watching my dog sleep peacefully, seeing how much I can irritate Chris before he wakes up, and e-mailing Althea to make sure she doesn't go the way of the dog.
Plus, I like to be the center of attention.
New information in from NASA: The world does indeed revolve around me.
The dog has switched positions.
This just in: Fat Free Saltines taste like Triscuits.
Here's what I figure (you should pay attention, I'm very smart)...I figure Liz's blog will reveal fascinating information about the complex beauty that is Liz. Wagon's blog with be full of big words that help to expound upon ones vocabulary. My blog will be full of useless information spit forth from within the deep recesses of my insomniac mind. Fun, huh?
The dog has gone back to his previous position.
Let's play now...
I am writing in Purple.
I am writing in Verdana. Verdana sucks.
I am writing in Trebuchet, which also sucks.
I am writing in Lucida Grande. Do any of these fonts not suck?
I am writing in Georgia. No, I'm not, I'm in Indiana. hahahahahaha
Now I am writing in Courier, which makes me file like I am back on a typewriter. Oh look, a dinosaur!
Now I am writing in Webdings, but you can't tell!
Ooh, look, the exclamation point is a spider! Yeah! !!!!!! Remember that, Thea! Uh oh, Thea. I need to see if she wrote back yet...
Nope.
Bia.
Oh wait, there's one!
I love you, Thea!
I love you, too, Chuck, despite what I just wrote about you to Thea.
This just in: When you fill a glass with water from Chris' faucet, then leave it sitting for a while. As yet unidentified white things float to the bottom.
For scientific purposes I would like to point out that there is ice in the cup, which could be the true source of the UFWO (unidentified Floating White Objects). To test this theory, I have gotten a glass of plain water, from the same kitchen faucet as the glass of ice water. Although the ice came from the freezer. We shall wait and see. It is currently 4:35 am.
The dog has pulled the slip cover off of the back of the couch (which, incidentally, is there to protect the couch from the dog's fur) and formed into a little nest surrounding his body on the couch. Couch.
Thea, how long does it take to respond to a simple e-mail mocking Chuck's name?
Wow, this blog is long. You must feel so blessed to have been invited into the depths of my being for so long.
Stop laughing.
Wow, can you believe I only had 2 speling errors up to this point? Exaustion must work for me.
Where is my e-mail, Thea?!
*Sigh* All disillusions of my importance to this world have left me. For tonight. So I should go back to bed and get a fresh start on megalomania for tomorrow!!!!
Love you all!
Except you.
No, just kidding, I love you, too.
A hui hou!
